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    October 11

    孕妇日记 八

     
    在家休息将近一个月,睡觉睡得哈爽,晒过的被子软软的,像躺在麦堆上的感觉。白天我醒的时候,泡泡在睡觉,晚上夜深人静的时候她就开始运动,肚子开始小抽,由此可见,泡泡是个很害羞的姑娘。说是姑娘,其实很对不起大家,现在B超还照不出她的性别,就算照出来了,医生也不会告诉我,是我跟老公一相情愿的希望她是个姑娘。B超里面泡泡的形状很像只鸭子,我总不能说,“嘿,老公,我们有了个可爱的鸭子!”,所以,我们一致决定,这10个月,伴随我的是个姑娘。

    但是,老公有时候还是会犯错误,比如昨天我告诉他,这个月如果顺利的话,其实可以知道泡泡的性别,老公一抬头问“能看到小鸡鸡吗?”额。。。我无言以对,只能骂他叛徒,女儿的假支持者,然后老公开始解释“我总不能说,B超能看到下面有个口子吗?”哇靠!色狼!

    扯远了,呕吐继续,我居然喜欢上了呕吐的感觉,可以清肠胃,好爽好变态啊!!又瘦了一点,最后去建小卡一称一共瘦了7斤,身材变得很魔鬼啊~~老公说,如果捂着肚皮,还是很有看头的,他强烈建议我穿上黑色丝袜走个show~~我很鄙视,并且很有远见的告诉他,从5个月开始,你做好我每个月涨8斤的准备,zzzz~~他闭嘴了。。。

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    孕妇很作,不是一般的作,作得连我自己都想打自己,老妈已经叫着要罢工了,她跟老公商量好,等我10个月一结束,就准备把我暴打一顿,说是从精神上照顾我比从身体上照顾我还痛苦。我只能不停的强调,孕妇就是神经病,不要跟神经病计较,但是作起来,连自己都受不了。。。

    我很爱问问题,比如,我会问我妈“你做的菜为什么这么难吃呢?”“你做菜怎么就不能创新呢?”老妈黑脸……我赶快换问题,“妈,你说我肚皮大一点了没?”“妈,你说我肚皮鼓起来像不像青蛙?”“妈,你说如果我不吐了是不是就胎停了?”“妈,为什么孕妇拉的便便又黑又臭?”“妈,为什么人要怀孕10个月,而鸡只要下个蛋就好了呢?为什么我们不能下个蛋来孵孵就好了呢?”………………我妈崩溃了!打电话给爸爸求救,爸爸语重心长的说“女儿啊,大象是要怀孕24个月的!!”

    哇靠!!幸好我不是大象!

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    总之,我开始觉得怀孕是幸福的,所谓母凭子贵,还是有道理的,被人宠着的确是很幸福的。泡泡,你已经13周了,开始能感觉到我的喜怒哀乐了,你能感觉到妈妈在笑吗?不过,我能感觉到你的强势和倔强,你怎么就不能学你爸爸随和一点呢?

    看来我的胎教很有问题。。。

    下次我们见面就要到11月了,希望你不再像个鸭子……

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    MARLONwrote:
    哦,我知道了!!一个女人等于五百只鸭子!!!!
    Nov. 15
    老Dwrote:
    唉,现在才觉得怀孕真的好幸福啊!等泡泡出生了你就会觉得害喜算个啥呀?
    我第一次B超看到的孕囊像颗蚕豆,HoHo~
    Oct. 16
    杉 杉wrote:
    JUDY也属于流氓类。。。鉴定完毕,吼吼~~~
    Oct. 12
    小糖 麦wrote:
    辛苦的小鸭子。。。吼吼
    Oct. 12
    婷 周wrote:
    好奇:要是个仔仔的话,再过几个月B超应该能照得出小JJ了吧?
    Oct. 11
    yao aiwrote:
    千万别是个男生。。不然被你叫鸭子。。很惨。。
    Oct. 11
    Ying Jiawrote:
    鸭子,我家天天都有鸭子在附近叫,估计是你派来的.....
    Oct. 11

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